Walleye Sliders

Hello! It’s me!

Can I take a moment and share with you some headlines from each of the past Wednesday afternoons?

December 30: The United States anticipates a major post New Year’s surge in Coronavirus cases and deaths following Christmas get-togethers. Deaths from the virus are expected to surge beyond 500,000 by the end of February.

January 6: Right-wing Terrorists storm the Capitol looking to hang the Republican Vice President and assassinate Democratic members in Congress. Many police officers were injured, one died. A handful of protesters died in the attack.

January 13: The President is impeached (again).

January 20: A new President takes office amid 25,000 troops.

January 27: A group of “retail investors” (i.e. non Wall St. types) collaborating on a message board (Reddit) help drive up the price of GameStop from about $10 in October to $347, causing Wall St. to lose their collective minds while financially harming short-sellers who bet on the brand to fail. Strong hint – Wall St. is not going to tolerate a group of “retail investors” collaborating on a message board to help drive up stock prices in the future.

Stock Tip: Keurig / Dr. Pepper (yes, that’s the name of the company). But don’t trust me. Do your own research.

It is any wonder humans are a bit on edge, and by association, pups, #amirite?

So today Dad decided to use all of the tools at his disposal to create a scrumptious lunch … an escape from reality … Walleye Sliders!!

Here’s the step-by-step process.

Step 1: Go to your freezer, and retrieve two frozen Walleye Fillets. Butcher Bob’s is a good place to go if you live in Maricopa County and don’t have an on-demand supply of Walleye in your home.

Step 2: Run the end (tip) of each fillet under cold water for about three seconds. Then take a pliers and pull the skin off of the fish. You will use your biceps in this process, meaning you get your share of daily exercise. We’re still waiting for Fitbit to record this level of physical exertion properly.

Step 3: Thaw fillets overnight.

Step 4: Cut fillets into slider-sized pieces with a sharp knife.

Step 5: Pull out a box of Kentucky Kernel Seasoned Flour. If it’s been around for 211 years, it’s good enough for Dad and I. Dad orders the flour in gross from Amazon because it is so hard to find in a grocery store during the pandemic.

Step 6: Wash fillets in cold water. Blot with a paper towel. Coat fillets with Kentucky Kernel Seasoned Flour.

Step 7: Dip fillets in an egg/milk or egg/water mixture.

Step 8: Reapply a second coat of Kentucky Kernel Seasoned Flour to the filets.

Step 9 (Hint, This Is Where It Gets Interesting). Set your NINJA FOODIE to Air Fry mode. Set fillets in the basket, spray tops of fillets with Pam spray. Fry for 8 minutes at 390 degrees.

Step 10: While the fillets are frying, prepare your slider buns. In our case, Mom supplied lettuce from her garden, Dad pulled out of the fridge a jar of Claussen Sandwich Pickles and a tub of mayo.

Step 11: After eight minutes, turn fillets over in the NINJA FRYER. Spray again with Pam spray. Cook for another 7(ish) minutes, until filets are flaky. Carefully balance over-cooking the filets with making sure they have a crisp outer crust.

Step 12: Select your favorite lunch beverage.

Step 13: Pull the Walleye Fillets from the fryer, and prepare for immediate serving. You don’t want the fillets to cool and not be #moist.

Yes, the fillets won’t look golden brown like they would in a oil-based deep fryer. The advantage is that you won’t ingest a quart of canola oil while consuming your meal. And the taste difference is negligible.

Step 14: Assemble the sandwiches.

In this case, the sliders are served with veggie straws.

Unfortunately, Dad had other ideas for my meal, ideas I rejected with extreme prejudice.

Dad waited until I consumed some of my lamb-based half-cannister of Caesar before finally teasing me with something tasty.

Notice that I rejected the veggie straw.

After supping on the table scrap, I realized that there are few things more yummy than a Walleye Slider crafted in a NINJA FOODIE.

Ok, your turn. What is your favorite out-of-the-ordinary meal that you’ve made during our ten-month hibernation from a deadly virus?

5 thoughts on “Walleye Sliders

  1. Without a smart pup like you and a Dad in my household, and without “The Girls” coming to dinner every Tuesday (for almost a year now), my out-of-the-ordinary meals have been non-existent. Nada. Nothing. Boring. I did “invent” a black bean soup featuring pork rib meat, a desperation attempt to fix something different. Although it was plenty delicious, I learned that “my system” doesn’t care for black beans very much. So…. it was back to bananas ‘n’ peanut butter, grilled cheese and/or tuna sands, stir fry veggies, deli chicken (made into salads, eaten on the run or in front of computer, added to stir fry veggies), nuts (thanks Costco), and breakfast cereal. Boring… Kinda like being served peas, carrots, and lamb-based whatever day after day after day…. So, Dash, darlin” I get it! ❤ ❤ ❤

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  2. Latest adventure in cooking: Corned Beef Hash Quiche….recipe was in a Joanne Fluke murder mystery book. It wasn’t too bad. Used a can of corned beef hash for the first time in my life.

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  3. Spinach Artichoke Gratin
    1 C cottage cheese
    1 C Greek yogurt
    ½ Feta cheese
    Grated Parmesan cheese
    2 eggs
    Lemon Juice
    ¼ C freeze dried chives
    About ½ to ¾ cellophane bag of fresh pre-washed spinach
    About 10 marinated (in jar from Costco) artichoke hearts

    1. Combine cottage cheese, yogurt, feta cheese and about ¼ parmesan cheese, lemon juice, chives in blender or Cuisinart and blend. Then add in 2 beaten eggs. Blend until all smooth

    2. Empty cellophane of prewashed spinach leaves in large bowl and chop up with kitchen scissors until fairly small pieces

    3. Empty the Cuisinart cheese mixture into big bowl of chopped up spinach leaves.

    4. Spread avocado or olive oil in glass pie pan. Put half of the spinach cheese mixture into bottom of pie pan. Sprinkle a little grated parmesan. Layer on top about 10 big artichoke hearts, scissor them into smaller pieces to spread of the spinach/cheese mix.

    5 Bake in oven at 375 for about 35 minutes covered with a foil tent cover. Remove foil the last 15 or so minutes. Your oven may be faster than mine, so keep an eye on it.

    CARBS:

    ARTICHOKES: 1 medium artichoke = 14 g of carbs, however, 10 g of carb are from fiber, so 4 gs total digestible carbs

    SPINACH: (3 1/3 C raw or ½ C cooked) = about 3.8 gs of carbs

    Man, that walleye sure sounds good.

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