Hello! It’s me!

One minute you’re just sitting there on a glorious January afternoon, and the next minute, this happens.

Allow me to remind those of you in the studio audience that there are four kinds of threats.

1. Real.
2. Perceived.
3. Rusted Metals.
4. Chupacabra.

Do you see the threat in the image above? I see it. Look at the yellow arrow.

That’s a Chupacabra, #amirite?

Ok, it’s a perceived threat. Still a threat, nonetheless. You never know when that water bottle will be hurtled though space in your general direction. And I’ll make darn sure this specific situation resolves itself of its own volition before moving forward.