Hello! It’s me.

Gramps sends along an appalling incursion from the enemy.

Brands, you don’t want to normalize this behavior (but click here if you want to purchase a bottle).

The text says “despite all precautions, you do buy at your own risk.” Well, they’ve got that right.

Friends, this is how the enemy gets to you. Pretty soon you are sitting in your easy chair eating a Chalupacabra and sippin’ an unholy version of communion wine. Next thing you know you’ve got a Chupacabra as a house pet (named Paca). You’re screaming at Paca to stop throwing remote controls through triple pane windows. All these things happen when you normalize the enemy. Trust me.