Hello! It’s me.

There was a time when you could count on things to be real. Like back in February, for instance. But in modern times, it’s hard to discern what is real, and what is not real.

Like this one, for instance. Why would somebody do this?

But that was Saturday. Yesterday, somebody really upped their game – you want to talk about fake animals – then take a look at this video (visit the website if the video does not appear in your email message).

I mean, are you kidding me? A fake pig?

This is the world we live in. You simply don’t know what is real and what is not real. At least not until you investigate the situation.

And let’s be honest. These investigations take precious time away from the activities that really matter, like leaving pee-mail for my friends.