Hello! It’s me!!
These are the “salad days, as they say” (click here). Well, if the phrase is good enough for the Cohen Brothers classic (Raising Arizona) from the late 1980s, then the phrase is good enough for me.
You’ll be happy to know I visited the vet today. I immediately began searching for a way out.
Mom wasn’t having any of it. I listened while she prepped me for shots.
And then I considered abandoning the appointment anew.
The best part of the appointment? Two things.
- My dislocating rear knees aren’t as bad as previously thought – though they were “a-poppin'” during the exam, I don’t have any of the limping problems I was having last fall. In fact, the vet told me to “get more exercise”. There’s nothing wrong with chuggin’ through the neighborhood on a crisp 50 degree morning, #amirite?
- I lost another 0.6 pounds, and am down 0.8 pounds since Christmas. I’m a lean, mean, snugglin’ machine.
With a vet visit behind me, it’s time for a little bit of True or False?
True or False … I’m losing weight because my friends are serving me drill bits instead of food.
True or False … I get a 1/3rd vote on all matters concerning a possible new backyard “Casita”?
True or False … Cupcakes are an integral part of any credible weight-loss plan.
True or False … Happy Hour leads to Sleepy Hour.
True or False … I have the upper hand in this situation at the dog park, based on the position of my right rear leg …
True or False … I could puncture the plastic container with my incisors in under eight seconds and guzzle an entire gallon of thirst-quenching ice water on a hot day.