Hello! It’s me.

I just had to tell my Mom the BIG NEWS!

Are you ready? ARE YOU READY?

When you watch The Big Game this Sunday (no, not Chelsea hosting Manchester United in the English Premier League on Sunday … I’m talking about the Super Bowl, except that the NFL won’t let you say “Super Bowl” publicly, so I’m calling it The Big Game as compelled to by law), watch the TV commercial featuring the Wiener Stampede!

In particular, watch at the eighteen second mark … that wee little pup is a mini … that’s gonna be my size when I grow up! Watch the video below.

It’s our time, friends … we’re coming … and we love ketchup!